Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users

• TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but it would feel fucking great when you have a cold

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.

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  • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    New friend-making skill acquired!

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And that’s supposed to discourage me?

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• UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like sucking dick but I also know there are a lot of people with dicks who don’t and one of the things I’ve heard from people who have succeeded performing autofellatio is that it feels more like sucking a dick than it does getting your dick sucked. Honestly, hearing this just makes me want to do it more.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just gotta find a way to give yourself the ol stranger. Sitting on your arm until it’s numb before you jerk out.

    Maybe Botox is the solution here? It definitely provides those DSL.

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• macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can’t?

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