Comment on I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys

pooberbee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys amd stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.

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  • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This man knows how to turkey jerky.

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  • doughless@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting:

    azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then leg it!

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  • parody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lol

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