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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Science is for the birds

And birds aren’t real

Since birds aren’t real they are government spying devices

Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us

Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs

Some trans people are also voyeurs

Voyeurism is diagnosed using science

Therefore trans people are birds

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MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
and monitor lizards

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peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I couldn’t really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you’re final point… which I think is,

Public transit is faster than birds.

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- krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.
  
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SanicHegehog@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

trans people are birds birds aren’t real

Trans people aren’t real. Checkmate liberals. /s

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- krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  If you follow the very perfect logic even further you’ll realize that trans people are actually government spying devicez
  
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  - toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Can confirm, I got to choose a camera model at my dickectomy.
    
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    krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    See!? Witness the surveillance inherent in the system! Help! I’m being surveilled I’m being surveilled!
    
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