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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hah, i worked for the military and had to supervise 60-70 guys from 20 to 40 years old. For some reasons bidets came up and the fact that i have one. They thought it was super weird. I said that i’d find it weird if you accidentally touched some poo, clean it off with a piece of paper and then call it a day until you take a shower.

    The big takeaway was that no one washed their ass in the shower ever because that’s gay. Man, i too wonder why no one gives them blowjobs.

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe they’re worried that if they prod around there with a soapy finger they’ll throw a boner in front of their friends.

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• Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Washing your ass is also gay.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just thinking about it is gay.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  All day one of your balls is touching another one of your balls. If your balls are gay, you’re as gay as they come.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh Gawd, my balls are having gay sex all day!

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      More like gay foreplay I think. You must be so randy!

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s my balls! They’re the ones that are gay randy, not me.

        Hey, Gay Randy sounds like a fun cabaret act. Or maybe like a reverse drag queen act, like a women dressing as a man? Would that be funny? Not as funny as a drag queen, probably.

        MAGAs might still hate it, and that’s always funny.

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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You lost, Reddit boy?

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