Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 weeks agoCounterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
|why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|
You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get yourself a nice trans boy.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clearly everyone should also suck more dick.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quite right.
GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My cat would disagree lol. She is such a sweet fluff ball.