Comment on Apropos the American Standard
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months agoHey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Who are we to judge? 🤣
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up
protist@mander.xyz 10 months ago
You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?
espentan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And miss all the action?! /s
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.
protist@mander.xyz 10 months ago
That ick ending up all over your counters and your toothbrush flushing with the lid open
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nah, you know what they say