Comment on Apropos the American Standard
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 day agoHey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Who are we to judge? 🤣
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up
protist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.
protist@mander.xyz 14 hours ago
That ick ending up all over your counters and your toothbrush flushing with the lid open
espentan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And miss all the action?! /s
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Nah, you know what they say