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Hey, maybe they enjoy the bone-jarring slam that happens in the middle pf the night when the seat slips out of their hand and slams down like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

Who are we to judge? 🤣

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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Just sit down, you never have to put the seat up

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- protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  You close the lid before you flush, right? …right?
  
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  - MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Then the inside of the lid gets icky and I can’t lounge while scrolling without wiping my back too.
    
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    protist@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    That ick ending up all over your counters and your toothbrush flushing with the lid open
    
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  - espentan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    And miss all the action?! /s
    
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  - trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Nah, you know what they say
    
    The spice must flow
    
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