And jet fuel melts steel beams.
Y’all, it’s fucking delicious. Like Simply Orange hate-fucked Tang and the baby was adopted by a loving lesbian couple, Starburst and Skittles. Smith.
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BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
People have tasted it, they all seem to claim accidentally, the key report is that it tastes ‘metallic’.
And jet fuel melts steel beams.
Y’all, it’s fucking delicious. Like Simply Orange hate-fucked Tang and the baby was adopted by a loving lesbian couple, Starburst and Skittles. Smith.
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Forget tasted it, some people just flat out ate it, such as Galen Winsor
That was just uranium
dellish@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fun fact: hang around a strong enough radioactive source and you get the metallic taste WITHOUT even having to touch it. You just get the taste for free!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 weeks ago
Scientists don’t want you knowing this one trick!
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Don’t tell CrossFit people about radiogenic hemorrhage or they’ll start fetishizing it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eat your heart out, Jimmy John’s.