“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
August 2004.
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What did the bush say, exactly?
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a Labradoodle. Don’t panic but it won’t stop staring at me and it’s right behind you…”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
“MOSES, TAKE THESE TABLETS OF MY COMMANDMENTS BACK TO YOUR PEOPLE.”