Comment on One step closer to Night City

magic_lobster_party@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.

  *Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds

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  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?

      i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.

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      • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ◽ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
    ◽ Ask me again later.

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• ea6927d8@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s no longer supported, but you’ll still get ads.

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s the best news all day! The open source community will replace the software with something less buggy, more useful more secure, and add-free.

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brian Chip remains the property of Brian Chip Inc, any attempt to modify Brian Chip firmware is against the T&C of Brian Chip. Brian Chip Inc reserves the right to take action to protect it’s property through various means including, but not limited to,: legal action, locking down of bodily functions, and total destruction of adjacent wetware.

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    • CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll just wait 15 years for the OpenMind project to release the first fully open source brain chip.

      Then spend the remainder of my life in a coma because I flashed the wrong boot image.

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