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magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 1 day ago
The chip implanted in your brain is no longer supported and won’t get any new security updates. Please purchase a new one.
ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s the best news all day! The open source community will replace the software with something less buggy, more useful more secure, and add-free.
then_three_more@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Brian Chip remains the property of Brian Chip Inc, any attempt to modify Brian Chip firmware is against the T&C of Brian Chip. Brian Chip Inc reserves the right to take action to protect it’s property through various means including, but not limited to,: legal action, locking down of bodily functions, and total destruction of adjacent wetware.
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
I’ll just wait 15 years for the OpenMind project to release the first fully open source brain chip.
Then spend the remainder of my life in a coma because I flashed the wrong boot image.
Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.
*Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 day ago
Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 18 hours ago
wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?
i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 17 hours ago
Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
◽ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
◽ Ask me again later.