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You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin

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catnip@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
How do you poop? Do you hold your dick up?

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- falseWhite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Where do you put your ass when you poop?
  
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  - wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.
    
    Lose some weight. I’m well endowed and have only ever had an issue of “where penis go” when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.
    
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    bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an elongated bowl in any residential building I’ve ever been to. In older bathrooms like mine you can’t even feasibly fit one, or you’ll have a hard time either closing the door or getting past it to go into the shower.
    
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  - AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    But then, wouldn’t it flop tothe floor? It makes no sense!
    
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decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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- bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don’t hold it back the entire time I’m sitting. So that’s what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.
  
  I still stand when I pee, though.
  
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