Comment on You guys ready for NO Nut November?
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”