I prefer other things than mayonnaise because I just quite like mayonnaise. It’s kinda just this oily thing with a few hints of flavour.

And no, I’ve not been eating “the wrong mayonnaise” or “not good mayonnaise” or anything similar to that, because I know people will come out the woodworks saying such things. I’ve lived all over Europe and tried all sorts of mayonnaise and it’s still has the sane problem with being mayonnaise.

If I have the choice between ketchup and mayonnaise I’d choose ketchup. But typically I’d pick something like aioli. REAL aioli, not the crap that’s just mayonnaise with garlic flavour.