For extra kicks, try the ginger
Comment on Carrot
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
That’s an ass carrot if I’ve ever seen one.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 day ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
It makes me act like a twenty year old though.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 20 hours ago
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Something something flared base
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
to fill out the something somethings for the unaware audience -
if you get something into your bum fully, it’s very hard to get out on your own without hurting yourself, and your ass can suck that thing in in a second - so unless you’re an avid fan of going to a doctor to get something out of your butt, the object you’re penetrating yourself with has to have a flared base - that is a base at the bottom of the object much wider than what your ass can suck in, which will stop the thing from sliding in
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
And don’t believe your hiney can’t suck. Every ER will tell you some rather large objects that have made it in. Make that base 33% wider than the widest portion of the object, or 7.62cm diameter, whichever is greater.