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• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depends on the dinosaur. A Spinosaurus would just eat me, but I could beat up a velociraptor.

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ha, no way you could defeat a velociraptor

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    • Balaquina@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A movie one, no. A real one, yes. They were about 40 pounds.

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      • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I definitely wouldn’t be happy about it if I were unarmed, but it’s basically a particularly ferocious goose. A baseball bat would be enough to give me a decent chance at leaving more or less unscathed.

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You think you have defeated it. But then the attack comes. Not from the front, from the sides.

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Real velociraptor was basically a turkey. The movie ones are closer to Utah raptor.

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      • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, but like a four foot turkey with sharp teeth and talons. I’m not sure I win that fight.

        Like, I’m pretty sure I could beat up a 10 year old kid. That’s about the size (if not the strength) of a velociraptor. But if that kid is all coked up, has kitchen knives in each hand and a football helmet with razors on the face mask, I’m not nearly as confident. Then if there’s a second one waiting to attack from the flank, then fuck that.

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    • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      1 maybe. They traveled in gaggles though.

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anyone could very easily defeat a dinosaur. You can even go and do it today, many of them are weak as fuck with hollow bones.

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