Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoI need both of them for my monster dong
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”
Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?
exu@feditown.com 3 weeks ago
Skill issue
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!