Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 months agoI need both of them for my monster dong
davidagain@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”
Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.
davidagain@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?
exu@feditown.com 10 months ago
Skill issue
davidagain@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Speak for yourself. We don’t all have three hands!