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burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day agoDisrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god’s greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.
moakley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Whoever downvoted you must not have ever had real maple syrup.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
The real stuff is great. The fake stuff is delicious. I may not be a strawberry fucker, but that strawberry syrup at ihop is sinful in it’s delectability. The aunt jemima fructose corn goo is orgasmic.
The real stuff rocks my socks, but it’s also too expensive to slather on like I’m greasing my partner before said partner our kid’s pool wrestling matches. I appreciate the disaccharides I can get in industrial drum size.
moakley@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Respect, but the real deal is the only syrup in my house.
My six-year-old daughter tried pancakes at a restaurant the other day where they only had Smucker’s corn syrup, and she hated it. She knows the taste of real maple. I couldn’t be prouder.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
but tell me how you really feel
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Sugar is a poison, and I must froth for it.