Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

• rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

  I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer rough, approximately 80grid women

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    • rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.

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      • PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

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    • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

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      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know

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• pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How did they count though…

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• blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

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