Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Which bait do you think will work better for keeping them at bay, a donut, a twinkie or a burger?

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  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Burgers are bigger, the other two are one or two bites. Burger is at least 3.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      These guys can’t resist any type of Hostess snack cakes - Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Cupcakes (my faves), Zingers, Donettes, Coffee Cakes, etc., and most are individually wrapped, so if you scatter them in their path, they’ll have to stop and BEND OVER to retrieve them, which will slow them significantly. But they WILL retrieve them, this Hostess treats are literally crack to fatsos like me, and them.

      If nothing else, it would be hilarious to toss them at these guys by the hundreds, and watch MAGA go apeshit at the Liberal Violence of throwing Twinkies at fat soldiers. They’ve already failed at indicting a guy who threw a sub sandwich at ICE (waste of a good sandwich), when a Grand Jury declined to indict multiple times. Let’s see them take the Twinkie Riots to court.

      Humiliation hurts MAGAs far more than physical violence, and is by far our best weapon against them. They believe themselves to be the bullies, and they really melt down in humiliating fashion when they get a dose of their own medicine. Make them the targets, bully them relentlessly, make it really unfashionable to associate with anything MAGA, and their support will fade.

      BTW, big economy boxes of Hostess snacks are on but One/Get One at Publix this week, so arm up.

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