Can we go for the good old fashioned lightning strike option? Nothing quite like an evil man being killed in a way indistinguishable from being smote by the wrath of an angry god.
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the_q@lemmy.zip 16 hours agoI hope he dies publicly and his diaper overfills and explodes onto nearby Republicans.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Far quicker than he deserves, but you are right about the flashiness of it
DrFistington@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nah, falling down stairs town screaming and crying like a bitch would be funnier
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
In all likelihood they’d promptly revere their spattered articles of clothing as holy relics.
glimse@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
My friend and I have been saying for years that we don’t wish death upon him, we wish utter humiliation. We want him to trip and shit himself while he’s walking on stage in full view of the cameras and audience.
On his death bed, he will believe he’s dying with dignity. But if he rips his Depends on stage, he’s gonna lose his mind.
ZephyrXero@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Oh god, if he somehow lost his voice and use of his hands, but was otherwise conscious that would be ideal. Suffering in silence like he caused for so many
Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
I want him to die humiliated and in a gallow