Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict?
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
It would result in the total collapse of the entire time zone system. Every location would switch to local solar time and the war would be over.
When those areas need to communicate with each other, they would develop a new global time system that simply counts seconds from a particular moment in time. Sort of like unix time, but with the epoch set to the moment the new system was launched.
Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Develop a new time global system? We Brits can’t even agree on what to call a bread roll!
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s breadcake. Problem solved. No further discussion necessary
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
You shut your filthy whore mouth.
Its a cob.
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I will also accept bap.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
The rest of the world can use the new standard, and ignore the Brits. They can keep their Brexit while the rest of the world can move on. Everybody wins!
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
Except the Brits, haha