Does the apple juice left on your finger count as part of an apple?
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0x01@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
If an apple a day keeps em away, what happens if you eat 80% of an apple, maybe the real problem is that most of us don’t eat the core and stem, doctors have a very refined apple consumption detection organ that can detect even slight deviations!
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What happens if you eat one half each of two separate apples?
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
half a doctor for two days
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Vertically or horrifically?