I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.
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toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoChurch key
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
toynbee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Well, if you have a key, you probably don’t need to break in.
Bonus@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?
I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…
“THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”