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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?

  I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…

  “THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, if you have a key, you probably don’t need to break in.

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• Bonus@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Church Key - The Revels

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.

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