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shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”

Oh my god, I have this! Write this down. Whatever it is, I have it!

Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is:

There’s people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

Like: "That is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy!

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