Comment on Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His apology video included the line “I loved Charlie Kirk, he taught me things about Jesus that I didn’t even know myself”
  It’s so fucking funny

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Did you know Jesus’s favorite screw is torx? Sure he loves him a Canadian square, #2 of all time, but he just really loves the torx for its capabilities. He’d know being an omniscient carpenter.

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    • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      in another timeline Jesus would just be the patron saint of carpenters

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Instead it’s his stepdad

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