Comment on 5 tomatoes

• Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Recipes I use regularly say "2cm chunks" and the like. I've never seen one measure in fingers.

  source
• UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why not make it even more ambiguous by specifying the desired cutting width in “circumference of my dick”.

  source

  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s too thin

    source
  • HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Would that be flacid dick inches or erect dick inches?

    source

    • UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sure.

      source
• ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do you want to develop imperial measurements? Because that’s how you invent imperial measurements. Next thing you know you’ve got a cup that’s really good for measuring liquids and a couple spoons you like to scoop with…

  source

  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We are talking about cutting vegetables maybe meat, the room for error is enormous…

    source

    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh, certainly. I just enjoyed that, in a thread about the vagueness and oddness of the imperial system, the suggestion came up to use a casual approximation for the inch instead of the word “inch”.

      source