The goo is trees that were buried before bacteria and fungi learned to eat hydrocarbons. 0% dinosaurs.
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stoy@lemmy.zip 3 weeks agoThat goo, once burned is what is causing global warming.
The dinosaur’s curse for not letting them rest in peace…
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Whoa whoa, if my car is getting a larger percentage of incidental dinosaur from its refined petroleum products than the percentage of incidental spider legs and rat shit I myself am getting from my processed food products, I am going to be totally jealous.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I know! And you should be. Industrial standards in the Carboniferous Period were seriously lax. All the upper management and lawyers were trilobites!
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
It was a rough time back then. But a simpler time…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Man… Imagine how fucked we would be if we burned mummies!
unconsequential@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I mean people ate them so I’d say you know the answer to that…
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro this is stressing me out I’m gonna go snort some of granpappies mummy stash.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Teriyaki flavored?