Comment on Don't forget to tip your gas station

• intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  lmao this thread is cracking me up.

  All those horror stories of self-pumped gas.

  I really hope this isn’t the leading edge of a movement to install nanny pumps everywhere.

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  • Yokozuna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly, I never thought someone could feel morally superior about not pumping their own gas.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can pry my gas pump from my cold dead hands.

  Or maybe it’ll be crispy and well-done hands if it’s anything like my father, my grandfather or his father before him.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you want to triple your time tanking gas because you have to ask an other human being to touch the pump, then wait awkwardly while they make boring small talk, go ahead.

  By the time you get to the front desk, I’m already back on the road.

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  • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve never had any of these experiences you’re speaking of. Sounds like your talking out of your ass.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      gas attendants have zero interest in chatting you up.

      I’m guessing from this interaction with you that it’s not just gas attendants who don’t want to talk to you.

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      • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ya it must be the car I drive

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