Comment on Anon hires a goth chick

• malware@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve got a funny story about that. We tried to call hookers with the boys, but got some weird dudes saying that they’re gonna fuck us up. A few days later they indeed fucked us up. It’s still a fucking mystery to me how they found us. Anyhow, it’s hard to find anyone to pay here. Best bet are girls that fuck around, but it requires them liking you first and also spending money, and I never really got past the liking part. Maybe it’s different in other places, I dunno.

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dam that was not a funny story :(

    I hope you find some real hookers that aren’t a squad of guys who will jump you.

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    • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aha, thanks Fizz. I’ll try my best 😁

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you in the US?

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    • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope, alas

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Young children don’t have a drive for sex or intimacy (normally). Essentially (almost) everybody is aroace until puberty.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This person isn’t a child, they’re 24.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You said “quarter of a century”, implying they’re wanting it since their birth.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I did not imply that at all. I said “ if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it.” So, if 25 years pass and they desire, but are unable to obtain, a sexual encounter, they should simply hire someone rather than kill themselves, as the poster said they were considering.

        I’m honestly at a loss for how you interpreted that as me saying they were looking for action as a child.

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