You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you’re forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
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s@piefed.world 4 days ago
No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
quantumcrop@lemmy.today 4 days ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Also, theyre all the kind of virgin whos way better at video games than you.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Double Dash? I can’t wait to train my army of Mario Kart virgins. We will roll into the den of sinners and strike them down with well timed green shells. Mini boosting all the way.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 days ago
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Sounds good, which onlyfans page does your god run?