You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.
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feannag@sh.itjust.works 5 days agoHow am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?
la508@lemmy.world 5 days ago
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Oh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing
feannag@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Not specifically, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that when I read this.
grue@lemmy.world 5 days ago
You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don’t actually fertilize my lawn.)
feannag@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Thanks!
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 days ago
I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.
Godric@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Sounds vaguely socialist
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
The snow must grow!