Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  stays on

  Im sure

  during sex

  Unproven.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My right hand is a very fulfilling partner!

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lucky, my left is way better and im super right handed. Plus the pins on my masturbation cape got sugary coctail on them and they’re really hard to clean.

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  • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oof. I get that. Must be rough finding people who are both considerate and capable of dealing with that complexity.

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      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

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• RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I may not understand much… but this I get

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• bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t you get bored, or back problems from sitting at a computer 24/7 ?

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have enough room to pace in a circle while listening to music and emotionally spiral over my past failures, perpetual inadequacy, etcetera. Also I sometimes need to sleep so I lay down at times. Also it isn’t seven days a week, I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

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    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like I am being trolled, but if this is actually true, it sounds interesting

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m being completely serious, though theres a good bit of self awareness mixed in. I wish I could get a job that was more than one day a week, but alas unless you want to work front end retail getting any other job is like pulling teeth. Online applications were a mistake for numerous reasons least of all it forces folks like myself more or less out of the job market because I fundementally can’t deal with their stupid song and dance, just give me a job if ya don’t like me fire me.

        Or are you referring to my pacing? If so I feel it’s needed context that I more or less have the second floor to myself since my grandmother’s knees can’t handle it. Helps that I’m her only descendant on speaking terms with her, also she raised me.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That sounds mostly okay!

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    • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I need to go out to the desert and deliver vegetables and other produce every Friday.

      Now that would be fucking awesome. love driving

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s great, now if only the out of staters knew how to drive in hazardous wind conditions.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But have you 100 % NV yet? I’m currently trying to.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have had NV since it more or less released I have over a thousand hours on it and have played it more or less continuously for over a decade. Of course I havent 100% it.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nice. I also have had it since then, but got it for the 360. Did one playthrough and vowed never to play another Bethesda game on console haha. Been doing it on PC this time.

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Could be worse, my first playthrough was the PS3 version. Which to say was a scuffed introduction would be an understatement, though luckily I was able to get the ultimate edition at Walmart discounted on August 13 2012 according to my steam profile. Which I am now realizing means I put up with PS3 NV for nearly 2 years fucking hell, kid me had a high tolerance for bullshit.

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