Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s always an altruist. Okay, all harmful wishes before this one are hereby revoked! It’s like it never happened, except you don’t get to wish again:

  @umbrella@lemmy.ml – Zuckerburg never got diarrhea. But his face still looks like that. @diemartin@sh.itjust.works - Capitalism never fell and society never collapsed. @WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today - Never got stuck in a time loop. @yermaw@sh.itjust.works - Utopia never lead to human galactic dominance. @Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com - The new socialist president was never assassinated. @_Bit@lemmy.world - The dragon “Wyvern of Mordiford” never existed and didn’t eat humans. @tja@sh.itjust.works - Never became a millionaire and never got non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. @jimmux@programming.dev - Never got jetpacks. No children were harmed. @TheTechnician27@lemmy.world - The advance A.I. “V.I.K.I.” was never developed. Digital slop abounds. @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml - The Earth never collided with the Earth at nearly the speed of light. @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone - Never lost ten years of memory. But does remember the bad dinner. @magnetosphere@fedia.io - Increased empathy never led to fascism. @SassyRamen@lemmy.world - A man named Donald John Trump was born. @sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com – You are no longer uncontrollably perennially happy. @AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world – Popcorn shrimp did not rain from the sky and collapse the ecosystem. @icelimit@lemmy.ml – Dual memories of past and future never harmed you. The memories are gone.

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  • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what if the kids who use jetpacks without helmets go on to cause more net harm? You know they would.

    I was actually trying to improve the world by introducing some Darwinian efficiency. Honest.

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      every wish is a monkeys paw, best to just avoid them

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe the kids say “absolute win” I’m quite old you see

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  • _Bit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nooo give him back!!

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I still get a gorillion years of experience, even with everything undone.

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    W socialism

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