*more hilarious. They survive to be pranked again. Also you don’t have to worry about the pesky “domestic terrorist” label.
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dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I should point out at this juncture that you can get an airsoft Claymore now, which is slightly less likely to also blow the front wall off of your house the next time those pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses ring your doorbell but likely to be at least still 80%, maybe 85% as hilarious.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
But the doorbell can’t discriminate, it’ll activate no matter who presses the button. Case dismissed.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Booby traps are a felony, so I’d stick to the one that doesn’t add manslaughter.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I didn’t put tits on mine tho
kautau@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Who needs either when you can pick up a musket and flintlock from a historical auction?
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icosahedron@ttrpg.network 3 days ago
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.