Looks like the fan hopped up and murdered OP before he could finish his post.
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lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
I bought a fan the other day, cause it warm. Cheap as I could find. Plug the thing onto the wall, can’t figure out how to get it working. Read the manual: I need an app. I download the app, logged in with Facebook (had to create a Facebook account, for I had none. It was the only option), filled a form with my information, agreed to the Terms of Services and Privacy Policy. Gave it location access, to connect to the fan. It needed a few other permissions, which I had to give it. Now I can turn the fan on and off, from my phone (the fan has none). I can set a direction, turn the spinning on or off. Set the RGB light colours. I can even give it an image, and it’ll display on the fan as it spins (probably why they demand entire system file access). I can even turn it on and off from the Quick Settings Tile. And make some changes from there as well. All in all, I must say, this fan is defin
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Sergio@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Now THAT’S a Pixar movie I’d watch …
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Like Rubber but with a killer fan. Maybe a Big Ass Fan branded machine. On wheels.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Don’t worry, she fine
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That makes me want to vomit.
masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ngl sounds like expensive ass fan
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
The Bluetooth speaker at the centre of the fan totally make up for the cost
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 days ago
This was the cheapest fan you could find?
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Yeah, that’s just how it be these days. The damn thing comes cheap, but surprise, surprise, they charge ya for it l8ter. Like, the fan was cheap af. Unmatched by the competition. Almost free, for that price. But the cartridges? Those damn things will get me broke. If I knew ahead of time it would only work with their proprietary air, I would have looked for another option. Costs more upfront, but you end up saving overall
asbestos@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I wouldn’t even return that, I’d straight up get physical with it
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Hmmmmm… what’d you have in mind, $username?
aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This fan of yours sounds fucking terrible, bud.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Hey, the fan’s not horrible. The fan is actually very nice and friendly. You’d know if you ever got to chat to it