Comment on Bring them back!!!

Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion

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  • Dutczar@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.

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    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We’re not talking dogs here.

      We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.

      No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also Goose can do it

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.

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• GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You would still not want one as a pet.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why not just get a pet turkey?

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They are ugly and stupid

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And delicious.

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