One third of me gave up a whole weekend! If that ain’t love I don’t know WHAT is!
Comment on If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
“Then I sacrificed myself to save you from the rules I made up myself. I could’ve just changed the rule, but somehow this convoluted plot line was simpler.”
modifier@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I know it’s hard to grasp but there is wisdom in this, if you care to find it.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Luckily there was a loophole in those rules that I (omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient) made.”
If that doesn’t scream, “made up by the clerics trying to avoid contradicting each other and bringing the whole house of lying cards down as they went”, just keep sending money to your church. Because if a god needs anything, it’s obviously worldly riches and unquestioning loyalty. We need these churches to impress everyone with the power of our god, but he’s sleepy after making it all and throwing tantrums bigger than we can imagine because people were acting like the way he made them capable of acting, like cartoon villains in some cases, like a whole city whose first reaction to seeing an angel was “Let’s all rape it!” So that’s why you need to send your money without any questions!
Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It is to show that I suffered with you for a bit. Only one third of me, to be fair, which I created specifically for that little exercise.