If my calculations are correct, my cheeseburger and pizza diet will kill me around the time I want to stop working. That’s my retirement.
A better retirement plan would be Costco hot dogs.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If my calculations are correct, my cheeseburger and pizza diet will kill me around the time I want to stop working. That’s my retirement.
If my calculations are correct, my cheeseburger and pizza diet will kill me around the time I want to stop working. That’s my retirement.
A better retirement plan would be Costco hot dogs.
Who am I skimping out on cheeseburger money for?
Who am I skimping out on
The Unknown Ones.
It’s like a version of The Whale where he doesn’t have a daughter and isn’t depressed from his gay lover dying, but just depressed because of general socioeconomic conditions and the overall shitty state of the world.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Na, medical care and medicine are better than they’ve ever been. They’ll save you from your heart attack and you’ll spend the next 3 decades paying for heart medication.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If they save you with meds, why not just try and overdose on those if you really wanna die at that point?
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why wait when you could just achieve your goals today?