Comment on What the hell is this shit? Instead of pushing for the return to traditional pensions, capitalism is celebrating the idea that Millennials & Gen Z may simply never be able to stop working.

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Na, medical care and medicine are better than they’ve ever been. They’ll save you from your heart attack and you’ll spend the next 3 decades paying for heart medication.

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they save you with meds, why not just try and overdose on those if you really wanna die at that point?

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why wait when you could just achieve your goals today?

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• CosmicCleric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If my calculations are correct, my cheeseburger and pizza diet will kill me around the time I want to stop working. That’s my retirement.

  A better retirement plan would be Costco hot dogs.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who am I skimping out on cheeseburger money for?

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    • CosmicCleric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who am I skimping out on

      The Unknown Ones.

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• rwhitisissle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s like a version of The Whale where he doesn’t have a daughter and isn’t depressed from his gay lover dying, but just depressed because of general socioeconomic conditions and the overall shitty state of the world.

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