Comment on Just.....why?

• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!

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  • lauha@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Goddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        sets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home

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    • freebee@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!

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  • Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a data collection joke.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”

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