Comment on How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Please tell me “pliers” is the term for “tweezers” outside the US.

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *Looks at the needle-nose pliers on the desk with trepidation"

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Needle nose? Those are child’s play. Use wire cutters to cut those bad boys out.

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      • BloodSlut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        sometimes the only tool that gets the job done is the jaws of life

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, that’s what I meant.

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If I may dare to ask, just how fucking tenacious are your boogers my friend? Pliers? Jesus fucking Christ!

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• CmdrShepard@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I really hope this is a joke comment.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No?

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• david@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t put toilet paper up my nose - I don’t trust other toilet users to not touch the toilet roll and I don’t trust the room to not have fecal particles from lidless flushing on things. I don’t want tu put someone else’s poo up my nose.

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  • ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know it’s gross but is there a real health risk to inhaling fecal particles?

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    • Laalisaaa042@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think the risk is that possible micro abrasions would be exposed to fecal matter as opposed to inhalation

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    • david@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, perhaps it might be possible to catch some tummy bug from someone else, I don’t know, but you inhale the fecal particles when you flush anyway I suppose.

      The lid stays down all the time (well, in between use) at our house, with the idea that you minimise the amount of fecal particles floating around your room. I know it doesn’t eliminate it, but I want to flush as much as possible of the poo and not inhale it, so I insist on the lid being closed.

      I’m not claiming danger, I just don’t like the thought.

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  • deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t use TP up your nose for a different reason: TP is designed to disintegrate when wet. You end up with toilet paper chunks stuck up there.

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• CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom

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  • HerbalGamer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boogerpliers, right next to the poopknife.

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    • AmidFuror@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They don't know about the three seashells.

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      • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nobody does. They just threw that into the movie just to make people guess. You can see that over 25 years later, is still works.

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