Comment on Anon describes apple's practices

• Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro what? It’s a greentext - it’s 4chan. They all need theraphy.

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

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    • Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, they probably don’t 😅 just like floppy disks. The term now generally means “useless”

      paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416

      Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too

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      • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.

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• lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cultist detected

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.

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    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      computers

      Apple don’t make computers, they make wealth extractors.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Functional machine” is the working term here. But I guess we have different definitions of what counts as “functional” :)

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We do not have different definitions of a functional machine. If you think they’re overpriced, fine; underperforming per price:performance ratio? Fine. Whatever you want. But brand new Apple products work and you all sound ridiculous defending calling them paperweights.

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