Let’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there.
Wouldn’t want to be unwittingly keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoTake long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and be mad at their ungrateful attitude for bringing back lunch.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.
No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.