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Gustephan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. It no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?

  Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    bad horse
    bad horse
    bad horse
    he’s bad

    he rides across the nation
    a thoroughbred of sin
    he got the application
    that you just sent in

    we’re focusing our business
    and hiring from within
    there’s currently no vacancies
    within our evil agency

    bad horse
    bad horse
    bad horse
    he’s bad

    the evil league of evil
    is downsizing you see
    although we are still interested
    in your CV

    so please keep it updated
    and keep your schedule free

    you’ll be the first
    to know of course
    we’ll keep in contact!
    signed bad horse

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