Comment on More efficient use of bathroom sink

TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “you let her catch you?”

  “I just don’t know what to do man”

  “Say it wasn’t you”

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But she caught me pissin' on the counter (It wasn't me)
    Saw me pissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
    I even pissed in the shower (It wasn't me)
    She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
    She saw the wetpatches on my pants (It wasn't me)
    Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
    Heard the streams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
    She stayed until it was over

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gonna make a banger with these lyrics

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