Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...

• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I understand they’re trying to do their thing, and that’s what happens. He’s not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I’m entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.

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  • Bo7a@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    His day was ruined by his own actions, not the loss of a chip. Are you fucking dense?

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ??? He got assaulted by a winged rat. I’m about to eat chicken right now. It seems like you have a lot of feelings and that’s actually nice and sweet but the direction is wrong IMO.

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      • Bo7a@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You could have just answered the question about being dense with a yes.

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      • Ilandar@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        He got assaulted

        ???

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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do ypu think we are in a war against seagulls?

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They started it back when they stole a whole ice cream cone from my great grandpappy, I’m just ending it!

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If his day is ruined by losing a bit of food, he needs to find someone to talk to about mental health. No one should be that close to the edge of violent response.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He got violently assaulted by a seagull and had a gut reaction with a seagull. I know you wanna equate it semantically but, again, unless you’re even more peaceful and selfless than Aang from ATLA, you’re just being emotionally hypocritical. Had he eaten the seagull or composted it to reduce waste, what would the problem be?

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m sorry. I’ve had gut reactions before. Normal humans will swat or punch things.

        It takes thought to grab it by the legs, and slap it on a wall.

        But yeah, if it was just some unconscious reaction, then whatever. But in that case, I’m curious why a fuckin ninja is among the regular population.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re a fucking crybaby, you fucking crybaby.

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