Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why
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hansolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Expert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.
“I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 days ago
*tea’s
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
WHAT THE FUCK
how have I misheard this lyric all my life
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.