Comment on I don't piss in the shower, that's gross.

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What color?

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

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    • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah, not blue, good

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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh no, you don’t stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones

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• Aarrodri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What does this mean? Genuinely asking…

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, you see…

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      lol that sample sentence

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    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn’t healthy that I’m disappointed… right?

      🤣🤣🤣

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

    (And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You coward, you have to commit to the bit.

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      • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I was lying to protect the innocent.

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