Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table
Comment on A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.
njm1314@lemmy.world 6 days ago
There’s no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That’s a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
cabbage@piefed.social 6 days ago
"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.