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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.

  There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.

  If you weren’t faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.

  No one was fast enough.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Newtype testing device

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• tauren@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.

  Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It’s like a desert.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    More like an oasis.

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• nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Humans are the best animal when it comes to exerting movement forces on objects (throwing, rotating, etc.), so I am not sure about not being bitten. Can’t argue about the euphemism, though.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well he only realised it’s a snake after grabbing it so methinks both were surprised.

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    • nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think you’re right. Man I wish this story was true. Sorry snake.

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      • Tropper@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Snakes apparently have a reaction time of 30 to 50 milliseconds, while the average human has a reaction time of 200 milliseconds. The snake would have bitten him and ran away before he would have had the opportunity to lift it from the ground.

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