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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten. Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
There’s a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.
There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.
If you weren’t faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.
No one was fast enough.
Newtype testing device
Humans are the best animal when it comes to exerting movement forces on objects (throwing, rotating, etc.), so I am not sure about not being bitten. Can’t argue about the euphemism, though.
Well he only realised it’s a snake after grabbing it so methinks both were surprised.
I think you’re right. Man I wish this story was true. Sorry snake.
Snakes apparently have a reaction time of 30 to 50 milliseconds, while the average human has a reaction time of 200 milliseconds. The snake would have bitten him and ran away before he would have had the opportunity to lift it from the ground.
tauren@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Lmao. I vote each greentext repost should come with the best fake & gay comment. It’s like a desert.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
More like an oasis.