You get burnt out by having to manage everything
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Complete and total control over my own body down to the molecular level.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
If I can control my body at the molecular level, then I can control the chemical reactions in charge of emotions and fatigue. Depression, stress, burnout? Just turn that shit off.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
On a whim you decide to max out your pleasure, but don’t set a time limit. You lose all higher cognitive functions as you’re flooded with bliss.
With no way back, you slowly starve to death, loving every moment of it.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Literally, the best way to go. Now I really want that power.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
It’s one of those Twilight Zone endings that’s only horrific from an outside perspective.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
You can’t stop ejaculating
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
It causes an unbearable stench around you. No one will come closer than fifty meters without a total haz-mat suit with scuba.
edinbruh@feddit.it 5 weeks ago
It doesn’t turn off, you have to manually burn oxygen molecules with every cell constantly to live
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
The ultimate multi-task. I assume that I’d have to manage cell division too.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
It’s really wild how research is continuing to find strong implications that we are not individual microorganisms but multiorganisms that act as one
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
I’m not even doing the breathing! Nevermind how I don’t even know how this sentence will end and I’m writing it electric lobsters!
See I couldn’t even tell you where something I physically had to type out even came from. Wild indeed.
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I am doing the breathing now… fuck you :(