Comment on Let's move this along, future boy

whileloop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The register’s down sir, we can only accept payment in the form of interpretive dance communicating your burning desire for the products.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m buying a 24-pack of beer so I guess I’ll communicate my burning desire with some Chumbawamba

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    • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      They’re never gonna keep YOU down!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The interpretive dance is much better afterwards.

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• Moc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Phone, card, gun, cash in that order

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    How many cheeseburgers can you get for 1 gun?

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    • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      As many as you’d like, depending on several constraints which include how long it takes for someone to stop you.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Also tuesdays are cheeseburger day in county jail.

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• vox@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  no… nfc… payment??? wtf

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  • art@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s a Walmart thing. They wanted to compete with Apple over contactless payments thing and Walmart invested in tech that uses QR codes. No one ever partnered with Walmart so they now use their QR payment tech in house.

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    • Legge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Kroger too—no tap payments. Instead, you have to use their Kroger app’s QR code. It sucks

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• transmatrix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Sometimes people forget their wallets at home…

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  • 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Time to deploy the prison wallet

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